Description:

Curtis is a simple man. 

He loves working out, investing in cryptocurrency, but most of all...eating chicken.

One day, he discovers that all the chicken in the entire world has mysteriously vanished!
Curtis embarks on an unforgettable adventure, to find the legendary hero of meat and bring chicken back to the world once more!


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Game Controls

  • D-pad or Arrow keys or WASD - to move your body
  • A button or Alt - to do everything (Talk, move objects, go through some doors, buy things)
  • START or Enter - to start the game (duh!)
  • B Button or Ctrl -  Press this 100 times for a great workout! (Literally does nothing)
  • SELECT or Shift - The vice president to the Start button. He/she steps in if the Start button is busy (Also does nothing)


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I Suck, Please help!

  • Q: I can't get past the first town! What do I do?!
  • A: I got'chu bro! You're looking for a SECRET! Wander around aimlessly and talk to EVERYONE in town. I bet they "spill some tea."
  • Q: Dude! I'm STILL stuck in the first town! HELP! (*Starts crying*)
  • A: Remember, the A button is your friend! Press him and you can MOVE THINGS! *wink* ;)
  • Q: The Dark Forest is TOO scary! How do I get past this level?
  • A: First, get a guardian or loved one to help you. Their hugs and support are going to get you through this. Now, bite your lip and together, move through this creepy place. Look for the light man! If you get too scared, STOP, SAVE the game and watch a calming video until you're ready to attack this beast of a level again.
  • Q: I noticed a bitly link in your game, but it doesn't work?
  • A: Ya, I think they must stop working at some point? Here's a BETTER LINK
  • Q: I'm stuck in the Trial of Hot Sauce. What do I do?
  • A: You need to light the touches a certain way. Lighting different touches changes the way the room is lit. 
  • Q: Now I'm stuck in the Trial of Chicken Salt.
  • A: Classic Zelda Ice block puzzle bro! You just need to move the blocks into position. Just like that ninja guy said. You can always reset the board if you mess up by talking to him.
  • Q: Ok, how the fart do I get into the Trial of Waffles!?
  • A: You'll see a sign that tells you to head to the Honey Garlic tree. Keep your eye out for anything strange. And if you DO see something....follow it!
  • Q: There seems to be a lot of "inside jokes" here. Is Curtis a real guy?
  • A: No comment. Next question.
  • Q: Wait, did you make a whole game just as a joke around some dude?!
  • A: I SAID NEXT QUESTION!
  • Q: How many endings does this game have?
  • A: There are 6 unique endings! Can you get them all?
  • Q: Gaaaaaah! I SUCK at this game and also I'm SUPER lazy! Isn't there a code or something I can use to just go to the end?
  • A:  Come on dude! Just play through and enjoy the game! You can get that code when you beat your first play-through!
  • Q: Can't you just tell meeeeeeeeeeee?
  • A: *Sigh* FINE!  To use the "I'm a little baby code" go - Up, Down, Left, Right, B, A, Start on the main menu (You widdo baby!)
  • Q: I'm hungry. Should I eat a banana?
  • A: Totally! Banana's have potassium and electrolytes! Your body will love it!
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